Exhibit A

I give you the following:



It's festive, isn't it? It's a nice little shot of Liberty Street with the Michigan Theater sign all lit up. Does it put you in the Christmas spirit? Does it make you yearn for cookies and hot chocolate and long days of sledding? Do you hear a faint refrain of jingle bells...jingle bells....jingle all the way?

It's cozy, no? You can't see us, but my friends and I are snuggly sitting on the second floor of Potbelly's, eating our warm and gooey subs, watching the snow fall and relaxing from our hour and fifteen minutes of trekking a route (by car) that usually takes ten.

Does your spidey sense tell you that something is off? Can't quite put your finger on it?

Let me help you.

It's MARCH 21.

I live in ANN ARBOR, not ALASKA.

I don't know about anyone else, but I've never been dreaming of a white Easter.